Ethiopian Review

Meet Jose Antonio Torres. The Florida man, 23, was allegedly having sex Tuesday morning with his 14-year-old girlfriend when the teen’s father discovered the pair in bed. After being punched several times by the father, a bleeding and naked Torres fled the girl’s home on a red bicycle. He was soon nabbed by Altamonte Springs cops, who spotted Torres “traveling from behind a closed business on a bicycle…the male suspect appeared to be nude,” according to a police report. As seen in the below evidence photo, Torres and his getaway vehicle were corralled on someone’s front lawn. Torres, pictured in the above mug shot, was charged with felony sexual battery charge and booked into the Seminole County jail, where he is being held in lieu of $25,000 bond.

- The Smoking Gun