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She has also put the love rat's prized wine collection in the boot.

The unnamed woman put the car on classified ads site Gumtree yesterday with a furious explanation why the 911, which cost around £70,000 brand new, was going for £2,000. She wrote:

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Last week, I caught my husband having it off with our babysitter in our Porsche (actually, MY Porsche as I bloody paid for it). So I'm selling his beloved car. See how the p***k likes that!

I'd been to my mum's but came back early 'cos we had a fallout.

The children were in bed. My husband wasn't. I heard something in the garage.

I thought it was a rat. It was a blooming rat alright – my husband with our babysitter. She's barely 17! I treated her like my own daughter. He told me it didn't mean anything. It sounds crazy but I would have preferred it if had meant something. Why risk 15 years of marriage for anything less?

The scorned wife, from Solihull, West Midlands, goes on to explain it wasn't the first time she had caught him cheating.

But she says she took him back each time, thinking he had changed.

The wife added: "Every single time, like the hopeful naive cow that I was, I gave him another chance. Deep down, I knew he wouldn't change.

"But I went along with it for the kids, for the sanctity of a marriage, for 'what will the neighbours think?'

"Well, no more. The penny's finally dropped."

She finishes by promising a "hot surprise" for the "babysitter-turned-slut", revealing: "I rubbed pepper sauce over every condom wrapper I could find in the house. That should give them a night to remember."

By ANDREW PARKER | thesun

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