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JOKE OF THE WEEK: Ethiopian army honours PM

July 25th, 2008 |  |  36 Comments

EDITOR'S NOTE: There is no 'Ethiopian military' in today's Ethiopia. It's a Woyanne military over 90 percent of whose top brass are from one ethnic group, Tigray. It's a military that is good only at killing civilians and raping women. It's a military that cannot defeat less than 10,000 poorly armed Somali insurgents. It's a military that cannot and and is not willing to protect the territorial integrity of Ethiopia when tens of thousands of square kilometers of lands are being carved up and given to neighboring Sudan and Djibouti. In short, a herd of pigs is more honorable that the Woyanne military. So it is a bunch of scumbags honoring their scumbag leader.

(AFP) — ADDIS ABABA – Ethiopia’s military has awarded Prime Minister Meles Zenawi and several high-ranking army officers for their leadership in the 1998-2000 war with neighbour Eritrea, state media said.

Meles was cited for "his meticulous leadership in foiling anti-peace moves of the Eritrean regime, terrorists and other anti-peace elements," the Ethiopian News Agency (ENA) said.

Ethiopia is at loggerheads with neighbouring Eritrea over the precise delimitation of its border and has routinely accused Asmara of backing secessionist groups inside its territory.

The 1998-2000 Ethiopia-Eritrea war claimed 80,000 lives on both sides.





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36 Responses to “JOKE OF THE WEEK: Ethiopian army honours PM”

  1. kebe says:

    Elias:

    Where did you get the information that over 90% of the military is from Tigray?

    - – - – - – - – - – - – -

    It's the top officers, not the military. Please read carefully. – Elias

    July 25th, 2008 at 10:55 AM

  2. Bulacha says:

    Well, nothing surprises me about woyane badits.They will continue to joke all the way to their garve!!

    July 25th, 2008 at 11:09 AM

  3. Tassew says:

    ER—YOU ARE SICK AND CONFUSED…BASTARD!!!! GO HELL.
    If you want to know about Ethiopian Hero military, just go ask our enemies…count them starting from your self and shabiya and your friends the exterimiest every where…they KNOW our military and its leadership are well tested people that know how to WIN peace and war! But, you are well informed ignorant!! CONFUSED!

    July 25th, 2008 at 11:32 AM

  4. Wondu says:

    Kebe, read first carefull before you comment, the editor said "90 percent of whose top brass". I even say 99% top leaders in the military are Tigray. No one can denys this.

    It is even a shame think at 21st century a country with long history rolled back and ruled by ethnics based on Ethnics ideology.

    July 25th, 2008 at 11:43 AM

  5. anabs says:

    Hey Elias, it is sometimes good to vent anger in this way. Otherwise, you may end up developing hypertension and its complication. A nervous breakdown, they call it severe depression in the states, may also be a possiblity if you don't open up. Whatever has made you so critical AND hateful about Tigray and its people, I don't know. However, If you think that Tigrean soliders are bad and don't know how to fight, I suggest, try to fight them, like a man, get a gun and go fight. you will probably get no chance to even run.

    July 25th, 2008 at 11:45 AM

  6. Anonymous says:

    It is also made up of hopelessly sad people who refuse to understand that "CO-EXISTENCE" is better, safer and more productive than some idiotic sense of "Superiority" which in reality is – a reasult of "Inferiority complex". And because of that pscychological makeup we all end up losing!

    July 25th, 2008 at 12:46 PM

  7. Anonymous says:

    Elias,

    I think for very little political gain you are exaggerating out of proportion. It is obvious that the top army commanders are from Tigray, definitely not fair. But, saying that 90% of the army is Tigreans is a white lie. By the way, you are right in criticizing the way they rule and the way Meles is ordering the military to kill and arrest without due process. However, you don't have any right to strip Ethiopian citizenship to any Ethiopian.

    July 25th, 2008 at 1:08 PM

  8. Eyasu says:

    The last thing I remember about the war and Melese was his intention to give the land to his master Esayas without a fight, and he was aginst the war. how on earth he didn't say "I don't deserve this." Now the dictators start giving each other a prize. That victory is a victory 80000 of our brothers and sisters who sacrified their life to defened their country.No more no less in my view.
    Elias , I liked your title for this issue.It is a joke and some one in the so called millitary is trying to get something from Zerawi.lool

    July 25th, 2008 at 1:36 PM

  9. tesfai says:

    KKKKKK,

    The bunch of illiterate tigrian generals are good only to accept murder commands from their evil mastermind of wedi zenawi.

    Some of them don't know how to read and write a topic, but they are good in sharp shooting of unarmed people.

    Ignorant generals!

    July 25th, 2008 at 1:45 PM

  10. shime says:

    It is really a joke.For what is meles to be honoured?The victory against Eritrea,if it is called victory,was the result of the Seye's .Meles by then was a spectator like most of us.After he snatched the command from the seyes'he continued to make mistakes after mistakes.The Eritrean problem is not yet over.We won the battle not the war.Look again somalia,his leadership can't bring the end of the somali war.So for what is meles honoured?I think this man is under a psychological crisis.After the international community shunned off him,he has no one to show him self up.He tries to depict his exitence by doing such folies and laughable things.the amaharic saying erasen berase kalakolpapsekut perfectly works here.Meles has lost his grace after the 2005 election and no amount of action will ever brings it back.It is not only the joke of the week but also the joke of the morons.

    July 25th, 2008 at 1:49 PM

  11. matti says:

    Elias it may be the joke of the week but I believe this news should be called "Another joke of the greatest country in Africa" or "When 200,000 perishes weyane enjoyes"; this just shows you how evilish these gang-ho are! I mean for gods sake nearly 200,000 innocent soldiered died, nearly $5 billion dollars were wasted, Ethiopia is divided among ethnic lines, the brotherly-sisterly relationship between both nations are buried 10 foot under, Somalis are bleeding, Ethiopians are starving, and so on. If there are devils in Africa I believe there residense is Addis and I just hope god finish them all one by one. I hope Meles award is nothing but hell. In the end though I strongly believe the culprit of all of these hoopla award are the "so called Eritrean opposition" for reasons that is know to them and the weyane; although we can speculate!

    July 25th, 2008 at 1:52 PM

  12. Anonymous says:

    10% non- Tigray top brass is risky for TPLF. It is more like 2%. About 10% of the Top civil officials in Ethiopia are non-Tigray.

    July 25th, 2008 at 1:53 PM

  13. Zeeb says:

    Oh wow, honoring him for 135.000 lost soldiers against only 20.000 Eritreans. I bet they didn´t mention the soldiers who died as FENJI REGACHOCH on the ceremony, rest their soles in peace! Weyane is seperatist and criminal.

    July 25th, 2008 at 1:57 PM

  14. George says:

    It is a well deserved honour for making the country:
    poorer; starved; beggar nation known in the world; smaller & smaller in size(at the current pace in 10 years it will be the size of Dgibouti); subjecting it's people in the worst kind of inhumane conditions; etc; etc. Let him enjoy while he is still in power before he takes residence in his rightful place which is a jail cell.

    July 25th, 2008 at 2:25 PM

  15. werku says:

    you guys leave alone Elias Kifle.he is playing politics in his own way against woyane.You are all becoming like jegna on him by opening your big mouth .why dont you all start the same or better than him against weyane.Elias go i love you man

    July 25th, 2008 at 2:32 PM

  16. Asmelash says:

    The Editor's note is not far from truth. After the May 2005 Election, in fact on the day of Election-evening state emergency was proclaimed by crime Minister(CM Meles)to supress the victorius parties and the people.
    From that time on a Tigre dictatorship in the name of TPLF/EPRDF has emerged. The last three years marks tthe agony of our people at its climax under the leadership of robber gang conglommeration.
    The 1998 – 2000 war between them ended by Woyane defeat. The Woyanes has never conquered a war. Even Badme remained the territory of Eritrea after sacrificing more than 80 000 people. So where is their bravery?
    The last one and half years, according to some experts, a total of 25 000 military men lost their during the battle in Somalia. This number will definitely rise to 50 000 if Woyane war mongerers stay in Somalia.
    All these drama depicts that Woyanes are frustrated. They only live on pretention.
    They are really cowards. They know only to aim at innocent unarmed civilians. What they are doing now is good for documentation.
    Anyway they never escape the tide of popular revolution. They will wither away like a cloud.

    July 25th, 2008 at 3:51 PM

  17. Namara says:

    Thank you for continuing to expose the Tigrean thugs and so called Army – it is this criminals who are responsible for the contemporarey misery of millions of Ethiopians. As you put it, the so called Ethiopian Army is by and large Tigrean. The most depressing part of the story is also these Tigreans are whom the charity/generosity of the rest of Ethiopians and the world saved from the 1984 famine…. this is the moral irony that should have been the joke – the once starving Tigrean children of 1984 are now occupying the rest of Ethiopia, killing, torturing, raping millions of Ethiopians!

    July 25th, 2008 at 4:27 PM

  18. agamu says:

    ኤላ: እውነታ ላይ ለተመሰረተው በሳል ትችትህ አድናቆታችንን እንገልጽልሀን::የወያኔ ሰራዊትኮ በኢትዮጵያ ታሪክ በሁሉም መስክ ውዳቂና የማይረባ መሆኑ ከተረጋገጠ ውሎ አድሩዋል::እነዚህ መሀይም ወታደሮች የማይታሙበት አንድ ጀግንነት ብቻ አላቸው_የራስን ዜጋ መጨፍጨፍ::

    አጋሙ አጋሜ_ከአዲግራት

    July 25th, 2008 at 5:11 PM

  19. Bekele Tesema says:

    When will be Sudan and Djibouti honoring Meles Zenawi and several high-ranking army officers for giving tens of thousands of square kilometers of lands?? oh I think they are waiting until Kenya gets thousands of square kilometers of lands…….Belive me Kenya is next..I am suprised why it tooks this long for kenya..LooooL

    July 25th, 2008 at 6:13 PM

  20. Bekele T says:

    Leave Elias alone. It is true 90% of the Woyannie officers are Tigraians. In addition the daily top security meetings and briefings is conducted in Tigrigna language alone.
    Elias is one of the few Ethiopians left. If you have real guts, fight and work like Elias.

    July 25th, 2008 at 6:13 PM

  21. Getamesaye says:

    Let him get all the "blood medal" he can possibly get, but let me tell you Mr. blood sucking weyane leader, the power that you are injoing now with your tugs and the medal that is given to you will not and is not going help you or bail you out when you face the ICC soon. As they say " What goes around comes around" .

    July 25th, 2008 at 6:43 PM

  22. Merizu says:

    Well,well,well what can he do because the Tigreans own everything so when you own you can do anything so why do you get amazed my friends, the Tigreans have done more stupid things like taking the Gonder and Wolo land in front of all Ethiopian people with out shame to their future country the republic of Tigrea. Even they can take peoples' lives if it makes them happy and feel better about their wicked psyche as they did thousands of times. What is hard here to understand these evil people. It is our fault they will do more thing look what they do on Tedi Afiro and thousands of Ethiopian people, until they go and establish their own country we will not have peace in our country, even if they go as a country we will still have many conflicts for their crimes they have done during their colonial days on the Ethiopian people.

    July 25th, 2008 at 7:16 PM

  23. haftu says:

    Elias,I appritiate you very much for your matured comment concerning Woyane's army.
    most of them couldn't deserve for honoured military profession.for instance take the so called Agazi tor. without any exaggeration,the bolivia black stone is better than such devil army.stone is useful for construction,while woyane's army for nothing ruther destruction.
    KKKKKKKK…………..DINGAY RAS HULA!!!

    CHEARS NEFSU!!!

    July 25th, 2008 at 7:30 PM

  24. weqaw says:

    Guys,
    It doesn't do us any good to hash things out by stating "We won", "We won"! “Yea, we are better than Eritreans” and all that nonsense. What did we win? As Matti said it well, about 200,000 innocent combatants perished, more than half a million people got displaced and only God knows how much of the donated money was squandered to make the arms merchants of death even richer. And all this wasted for no reason whatsoever for something that could have been resolved sitting around a table. The country has been polarized on ethnic lines like never before. Eritreans and Ethiopians have been forced to remain enemies when they get nothing out of such enmity and much more by being themselves and working together as they have done since time immemorial! Add to that the almost irreversible hatred that the Somalis have against our people not because they hate Ethiopians, but they were forced into just that because of a servant of US imperialism! Ethiopia's "Food insecurity", which sadly has become the trademark of the country, remains at all time high. All this developments were achieved under the "Wise" leadership of Ayte Meles Zenawi and his Tigraian top brass the including the entire Tigraian mafia of the likes of Siye Abraha and Gebru Asrat. I am mentioning this duo because I am getting tired of some Weyane followers trying to present them in somewhat kinder and gentler Mafiosi. So, why would any sane person or group of people award anything to such criminal thugs including Abebe Zenawi? Only people with similar mentality would do such a thing. Thus, all the unnecessary insults thrown at Elias because he has the balls to tell it the way it is. First of all some of the Weyane commentators don’t even understand simple English when they accuse Elias of things he did not write about. For example Elias stated 90% of the Weyane top brass. Then the idiots of Mekele come storming like they don’t have any life except to accuse people of something they haven’t said! And of course “Excuse me” is not in their psyche – the psyche of cheating, deceiving, lying, denying and stealing!

    So those of you, who think you are going to piss on the rest of us, think again for we have had enough of your misrule 17 years way to much to gage your stupidity and as to the “greater Tigrai” crap, forget it. It will happen over our dead body! You may think you can mess with Eritrea and get away with it. Nop! Not this time we know better not to be used as fenji regatch for your stupid ambition! But whatever you do, don’t even think about messing with us for we are determined more than ever to keep our Ethiopian intact and for all Ethiopians! No more this ethnic mentality.

    Guys,
    It doesn't do us any good to hash things out by stating "We won", "We won"! “Yea, we are better than Eritreans” and all that nonsense. What did we win? As Matti said it well, about 200,000 innocent combatants perished, more than half a million people got displaced and only God knows how much of the donated money was squandered to make the arms merchants of death even richer. And all this wasted for no reason whatsoever for something that could have been resolved sitting around a table. The country has been polarized on ethnic lines like never before. Eritreans and Ethiopians have been forced to remain enemies when they get nothing out of such enmity and much more by being themselves and working together as they have done since time immemorial! Add to that the almost irreversible hatred that the Somalis have against our people not because they hate Ethiopians, but they were forced into just that because of a servant of US imperialism! Ethiopia's "Food insecurity", which sadly has become the trademark of the country, remains at all time high. All this developments were achieved under the "Wise" leadership of Ayte Meles Zenawi and his Tigraian top brass the including the entire Tigraian mafia of the likes of Siye Abraha and Gebru Asrat. I am mentioning this duo because I am getting tired of some Weyane followers trying to present them in somewhat kinder and gentler Mafiosi. So, why would any sane person or group of people award anything to such criminal thugs including Abebe Zenawi? Only people with similar mentality would do such a thing. Thus, all the unnecessary insults thrown at Elias because he has the balls to tell it the way it is. First of all some of the Weyane commentators don’t even understand simple English when they accuse Elias of things he did not write about. For example Elias stated 90% of the Weyane top brass. Then the idiots of Mekele come storming like they don’t have any life except to accuse people of something they haven’t said! And of course “Excuse me” is not in their psyche – the psyche of cheating, deceiving, lying, denying and stealing!

    So those of you, who think you are going to piss on the rest of us, think again for we have had enough of your misrule 17 years way to much to gage your stupidity and as to the “greater Tigrai” crap, forget it. It will happen over our dead body! You may think you can mess with Eritrea and get away with it. Nop! Not this time we know better not to be used as fenji regatch for your stupid ambition! But whatever you do, don’t even think about messing with us for we are determined more than ever to keep our Ethiopian intact and for all Ethiopians! No more this ethnic mentality.

    July 25th, 2008 at 8:18 PM

  25. Agafari says:

    Elias,
    I applaud your dedication and determination brother but I am not sure where you got the 90% of leadership (top brass) is from Tigray? We live in the 21st century where information is at our fingertips. I think you better spend your energy on truth(facts) if you have a true intention to build democracy.
    Trying to brew hatred to Tigrians may backfire my brother.

    July 25th, 2008 at 10:50 PM

  26. joro says:

    elias !!u already say it all! if u weren't alive Aiga would feed us pig poop. thank u Elias for ur information
    p.s. please forgive elites Ethiopians

    July 26th, 2008 at 12:45 AM

  27. Geremew says:

    As in the military, the key posts everywhere is unproportionally held by Tigrayans. Examples: commericial banks, Customs, Electric and Telephone services, Foreign ministry, etc. They try fooling us everyday, despite the fact that everyone knows that they have no feeling of shame in their brain.

    July 26th, 2008 at 1:11 AM

  28. shenkute says:

    ሰራዊቱን ብቻ ሳይሆን ጠቅላላ የ አገሪቱን ቁልፍ ቦታዎች ከያዙዋቸው ሰነባበቱኮ;;በደርግ ጊዜ ግንበኛ;ቀለም ቀቢኣናጢ;ቆራሌ እና ጠጉር አስተካካይ የነበረ ሁሉ;እድሜ ለወያኔ ዛሬ የዞንና የክልል;ከዚያም በላይ የሚኒስትር መ/ቤት ሹመኛ ሆኖ;ይኸውልህ ጠጉራችንንም;አገራችንንም የሚያስተካክልልን አጣን::

    July 26th, 2008 at 4:06 AM

  29. Dagne says:

    Not only the 90% top miltary officers, but also the top civlian government ministers and Embassy diplomats are mainly from one tribe-Tigrai. It has never been like this in Ethiopian history before.

    That is why this cancerous mafia group called TPLF has to be removed by force.

    July 26th, 2008 at 9:58 AM

  30. junneye says:

    The stupidity of all those who say we won the war or battle is mind boggling. Do you even know, really know, how many soldiers we lost. Were the families of the dead soldiers informed.
    I personally would rather believe the Eritrean version of events than our leaders version. Our fearless leaders, Meles and his clowns, have told us so many different (often contradicting) versions of the same event that it is impossible to know what is true. I find it quite insulting when Meles tells us we won the war and dishonors the sacrifice of our soldiers by not telling their families of the ultimate price that their sons or daughters paid. At least Essayas informed every parent that lost a son or a daughter. What i find even more insulting is the idiots that repeat weyanes propaganda. That only says the Ethiopian people are ignorant enough to believe anything, and that is why wayane had the audacity to say they won the election of 05.

    July 26th, 2008 at 12:34 PM

  31. Redeat Bayleygn says:

    No wonder why all those Tigrians are angry on Elias, he is telling us the truth on this particular issue, Elias is not angry but his words and comment burn you alive…is not a joke when you tell someone to honor their mother killer? Meles zenwaye is not kind of person who can be honor by military or by any Ethiopian entity at all, if they do then that is A JOKE

    July 26th, 2008 at 12:43 PM

  32. gere tsadik says:

    በእናትህ ኤልያስ በወያኔ ዘመን ያሸነፍንበት ጦርነት ካለ ንገረን::ጉዋደኛየ ጋር ተወራርደን ነው::እኔ አንዴም ያሸነፍነው የለም ስል;እሱ እያለ ይከራከረኛል::ሁለቱ አገሮች "በሚል ተዋጉ::ሁለቱም ቀላል የማይባል መስዋእት ከፈሉ::ሁለቱም ከእልክ አስጨራሹ ጦርነት በሁዋላ ነገሩን ይግባኝ በማይባልበት ፍርድ ለመጨረስ ተስማሙ::ባድመ ለኤርትራ ተወሰነ::ይሄ ማለት ማን አሸነፈ ማለት እንደሆነ ላልገባው ወዳጀ አንተ አብራርተህ ንገርልኝ::
    ደሞ የወያኔ ሰራዊት!!!ብሎ የማይጠይቅ;ለአገር በመሞትና ለግለሰቦች በመሞት መካከል ያለውን ልዩነት የማያውቅ ጄሌ ሁሉ::

    ገረ-ጻዲቅ ነኝ-ከ አድዋ

    July 26th, 2008 at 2:48 PM

  33. Berhanu says:

    This isn't simply an insult to our intelligence. It insults our humanity.

    July 26th, 2008 at 3:53 PM

  34. `Lucas says:

    a real joke

    July 27th, 2008 at 4:25 PM

  35. Belete says:

    Meles might have been prized with a "loti" -earring – for his role as a "gedai" of many hundred thousands of our young compatriates.

    July 30th, 2008 at 5:52 AM

  36. gegenaw says:

    Meles was saddened when the military officials forgt to give him birthday present. once they knew he was mad, they came with this idea of an event "honoring the PM". The grand reception was held @the Minilik Palace.He got a lot of presents in cash. Chat, Chevas and Courvisor were served abundantly.

    July 30th, 2008 at 8:57 AM

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  • Woyanne says British criticism is ‘Neo-Colonial’
  • Ethiopia: Licensed to Steal
  • Interview with a member of EPPF leadership (Part II-III)
  • We should’t be afraid to stand with Ethiopian people – Sen. Feingold
  • Rich nations’ 21st-century African land grab
  • A new book by Ethiopian labor leader
  • New waves of brutality against Anyuak in Ethiopia
  • Ethiopian Eritrean Friendship Conference – update
  • HRW calls for investigation into candidate’s killing in Ethiopia


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