Yes, that is me; any problem?

Yes, that is me; any problem?

You are cute. Although, not as cute as the girls Obama Jr. posts, but interesting enough to get me fixated for few seconds. I must confess though, as I looked at you with mesmerizer, I began to realize that you looked more like a pair of shoes I once owned. I do not know where those shoes are, did I leave them in the garbage or gave them to someone, its possible I still have them. I think, if I still keep my old shoes, they would be out in a cardboard box, well now that its cold I am not about to venture out just to compare them with your "cutely interesting" face. Then again I cannot help but look at you again, you sure have a nice cheek bone with a little too big of a head, I mean for a woman you have a large skull. Have you ever measured the circumference of your head, right around the middle of the forehead around the back of your head? Many people measure their head like they measure a screen size of their TV set, diagonal. But a human head is not measured that way, because of our nose and eye socket its possible we do not account for all the skin covering our face than straight TV set screen. Some people have more eye lid folding, others have forehead folding, I know a person who has two smile expression lines along the base of the nostril holes. Do you all know that a human face uses 17 big and small facial muscles when smiling while when we attempt to frown we activate more muscles? So its better smiling than frowning. Anyway, I think I am gonna close it here, but you do have a very symmetrical and expressionless face. What do you think?

I advise you not to waste your time mesmerising on the obvious human image. You seem to be overly obsessed with the human phenotype. To me, while the outside look is important, it must be the content within that should dictate. If it gives you comfort, you should search from Obama Jr’s pictures of girls and daydream.
I thought we had more pressing shared issues to discuss, converse and exchange than narrating silly stories such as your old shoes. Your comparison of the human face to that of your old shoe is uncalled for.

I can smell the rotten butter from her big head