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Let us help Bereket Simon come up with good lies in his next brief

Postby Azeb » 15 Aug 2012, 12:56


Guys and gals,
We need to help Bereket Simon find a good excuse to cover up the death of Meles Zenawi,so I want you guys to suggest what Bereket has to say on his next brief about the dead frog. I start from my advise :at the end of the G something meeting in Mexico meles was kidnapped by the drug gangs now the government is negotiating with the group leader for his release.we have received a reliable warranty from the gang leader Meles is in a good condition.Hopefully ,he will be released before Meskel. :lol: :lol:



Re: Let us help Bereket Simon come up with good lies in his next brief

Postby revolutions » 15 Aug 2012, 13:20



ESAT:
"Ato Bereket, looking at recent videos of the prime minister, he looked so frail and lost a lot of weight. Are you amazed at how quickly his condition has deteriorated ?


Bereket Simon: "The Prime Minister has been on a hunger strike for the last several months to demand that the International community fund the Gibe Dam Project. His extended visit to Brussels is to do just that. We expect him to return home soon with enough funding to complete the project."

ESAT: "Ato Wereket, our viewers would like to know if you're selling a bridge."

Bereket Simon: "Not yet. That will be our next project."



Re: Let us help Bereket Simon come up with good lies in his next brief

Postby Azeb » 15 Aug 2012, 13:29


revolutions wrote:
ESAT:
"Ato Bereket, looking at recent videos of the prime minister, he looked so frail and lost a lot of weight. Are you amazed at how quickly his condition has deteriorated ?


Bereket Simon: "The Prime Minister has been on a hunger strike for the last several months to demand that the International community fund the Gibe Dam Project. His extended visit to Brussels is to do just that. We expect him to return home soon with enough funding to complete the project."

ESAT: "Ato Wereket, our viewers would like to know if you're selling a bridge."

Bereket Simon: "Not yet. That will be our next project."

:lol: :lol:



Re: Let us help Bereket Simon come up with good lies in his next brief

Postby Aba-Dula » 15 Aug 2012, 15:21


Azeb wrote:
revolutions wrote:
ESAT:
"Ato Bereket, looking at recent videos of the prime minister, he looked so frail and lost a lot of weight. Are you amazed at how quickly his condition has deteriorated ?


Bereket Simon: "The Prime Minister has been on a hunger strike for the last several months to demand that the International community fund the Gibe Dam Project. His extended visit to Brussels is to do just that. We expect him to return home soon with enough funding to complete the project."

ESAT: "Ato Wereket, our viewers would like to know if you're selling a bridge."

Bereket Simon: "Not yet. That will be our next project."

:lol: :lol:

I am not sure Bereket Simon has any more lies left in him. Its time to bury the idiot, let the wife read the eulogy on the radio and toss him on one of the holes he made for Ethiopians.



Re: Let us help Bereket Simon come up with good lies in his next brief

Postby Yakume » 15 Aug 2012, 15:27


Azeb wrote:Guys and gals,
We need to help Bereket Simon find a good excuse to cover up the death of Meles Zenawi,so I want you guys to suggest what Bereket has to say on his next brief about the dead frog. I start from my advise :at the end of the G something meeting in Mexico meles was kidnapped by the drug gangs now the government is negotiating with the group leader for his release.we have received a reliable warranty from the gang leader Meles is in a good condition.Hopefully ,he will be released before Meskel. :lol: :lol:


The MP is on mission in China or Yemen to get their experiences in Debub Dilla xyz project staffing and removing xyz!



Re: Let us help Bereket Simon come up with good lies in his next brief

Postby revolutions » 15 Aug 2012, 16:10




VOA:
Good evening, Ayte Bereket Simon. First question: Is the Prime Minister dead or still alive?


Bereket Simon: I'm sorry, but I don't answer hypothetical questions.

VOA: "but that's not a hypothetical question. Its a closed ended question which can be answered by either "Yes, He's dead" or "He's still alive."

Bereket Simon: "As I've said on numerous occasion, the Prime minister is on forced vacation confined to a hospital bed in Brussels. And my statement doesn't even remotely suggest that he's dead. In fact, the Prime Minister Meles was once rebel fighter that he wouldn't even mind dying.... its that business of having to stay dead that really concerns him."

VOA: "Glad to know you share the same concerns as the prime minister. Thank you, Ato Bereket."




Re: Let us help Bereket Simon come up with good lies in his next brief

Postby amare101 » 15 Aug 2012, 21:32


Bereket is full of lies. I am afraid the lies one day will burst his brain and form malignant cancer. Let us hope Bereket will not disappear like Meles. My help for Bereket is : 'lies breed cancer lice. Beware of lies that are warnings for cancer.'



Re: Let us help Bereket Simon come up with good lies in his next brief

Postby Dejach Aklilu » 16 Aug 2012, 10:02


Bereket will not survive too long as well. As we heard from Tesfaye gebreab's book he suffers from some sort of mental problem and regularly visits south africa for treatment. But anyway I think his next interview might go

Journalist: We have heard conflicting stories regarding your PM Meles Zenawi. ESAT has reported he is dead. Shimeles Kemal has said he is not ill at all. And Sebhat Bega has said he will be back in a few weeks. Because you are the governments communication minister, we expect you to have the whereabouts of the Prime minister.

Bereket: Well,(clears throat) His excellency Meles zenawi has been kidnapped by death. The army chief of staff General Samora Yenus left yesterday with a pack of Agazi fighters to try and bring him back. He also has Abune Paulos for spiritual guidance.

Journalist: This is a very risky mission and has never been attempted before. What if it all goes wrong and your General and Aba Paulos are also "Kidnapped".

Bereket: :roll: We fought the Derg and won, death is no match for us.



Re: Let us help Bereket Simon come up with good lies in his next brief

Postby Aragaw » 16 Aug 2012, 10:10


It's gotta be the flag that he hates so much that made the dead frog jump!They shouldn't have rapped him with Ethiopian fag.

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