Why don’t Tigreans buy ‘hidase’ bond?

By Elias Kifle

I’ve been observing the effort by the Woyanne junta in Ethiopia to sell bond for financing the construction of a mega dam on the Nile river. One thing I have noticed is that while Woyanne delegates are trying to hoodwink gullible Amharas, Oromos, Guraghes, Tigreans and others into buying the bond, Woyanne Tigreans are in a hurry to take their money out of the country, let alone buy any bond that will have no value as soon as Woyanne is gone. Is it because Woyanne Tigreans and Egyptians — who are conspicuously quite about the project — know what we don’t know about the “dam”?

Ethiopian Review Intelligence Unit is busy investigating the matter. The preliminary result of our investigation so far shows that Meles and Bereket are spending more money promoting the “dam” than actually building it. This is on top of the information we just received that Bereket has received $40 million to wage a propaganda campaign to improve Woyanne’s image, while labeling journalists and dissidents as terrorists.

Watch some fools in London buying bond in the video below: