Dictator Meles returns to Ethiopia

The U.S. Department of State informed ER’s Intelligence Unit that dictator Meles Zenawi is on his way back to Ethiopia after failing to convince the U.S. Congress not to pass H.R. 2003.

According to ER sources, Meles had planned to come to Washington DC on Monday to meet with State Department officials and members of Congress in a last minute effort to stop the bill. Instead he met with Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice in the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel in New York on Thursday and headed to Ethiopia. It is not clear if Dr. Rice had told him not to waste his time?

Woyannes and their lobbyists are now turning their attention to the United States Senate to stop H.R. 2003. But Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee has already made it know that Meles must be held accountable for the on going atrocities in Ethiopia. The bill is thus expected to easily sail through the Senate land on President Bush’s desk soon as a veto-proof legislation.